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"ONE EVENING, A HUSBAND AND WIFE WERE IN BED"
The husband was reading a book
and the
wife was watching TV.
The husband reaches over and puts
his hand in his wife panties then
withdraws
his hand.
The wife was surprised by this and thought
perhaps her husband was in the mood
for a little love(sex).
A short time later,,,
the husband again reaches into his
wife panties then withdraws his hand.
"NOW THE WIFE IS ALMOST SURE THAT HER
HUSBAND IS IN THE MOOD"
She decided to wait for him to touch
her a third time and then she will know for sure.
"THE HUSBAND REPEATS THE SAME MOVE AGAIN"
Wife leaves the bed,
removes her clothes,
and
return ready for sex.
Her husband still reading his book,
He's surpriced to hear;
"Dear i'm all ready"
The husband asked:"ready for what?"
Wife:"Well, ready for sex dear,
you've fingered me 3times in the last 5minutes,
and i'm now ready"
The husband: "huh?
Sex?
I was just wetting my fingers so i could
turn the pages of my book"
#RESPECT LADIES FEELINGS

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